Out-outraged. We’re in a timeline where the Kardashians have been bested at their own rage-baiting game. Our new villain: Sydney Sweeney. We’re still recovering from her straddling a basketball hoop naked for a sports-betting ad. Now she’s posing in lingerie as Cindy Lou from How the Grinch Stole Christmas. Leave child characters out of your thirst traps, Sweeney.
McConfused. NYC’s Inside the Golden Arches claims to be a fine-dining experience. So, fancy place settings, glassware and mood lighting. But the menus has a McDonald’s egg-muffin starter, nuggets after that, and a Quarter Pounder burger for the main course. The aim is to show how the fast food is made. Don’t worry, New Yorkers are befuddled too. Jungle booked. Kubo stans, Coraline fans, Boxtroll buddies, another Laika animation is out! Reviews say it’s the studio’s best yet. And another reason to get the big-screen experience. This time, for a tale of a magical forest, not a returning warrior or another exploding helicopter. Bliss! In a trance. Sign us up.
Dutch cinema chain Pathé plans to hypnotise 30 people into forgetting their favourite films, including The Matrix and Se7en, so they can experience them for the first time again. Because all the stop-motion tech was done frame-by-frame, wildwood took 16 years to create,.
Not to forget our favs, but to wipe our minds clean of the last season of GoT, everything Kanye West has said, and every frame of Kabir Singh, thanks.
