Wiki in the knees. Didn’t think Wikipedia would ragebait us, but on their Insta, they’re dropping pictures from their articles, making us guess the subject in as few hints as possible. Skull, epitaph, skeleton-themed clock? Of course, Memento Mori. Wiki, if you’re coming for the nerds, you’d best level up.
So, winemakers are now allowed to produce champagne with 15% alcohol, 2% higher than the usual. A rare chance for future humans to say that 2026 was a good year. Leah Shutkever devoured a burrito in 30.75 seconds, setting a Guinness World Record.
Summer in France is now so hot, the grapes on the vines produce more sugar, which means the alcohol content will be higher in the wine they yield. Starting to vine. Bottle it up. Wrapping up. Grab a plate babe, an iconic mukbang just dropped. Cool, cool. What we want to know is how do you prep for this? Which hacks help you eat faster? What’s the competition like? Is there starving involved? Don’t sleep on this documentary, @Netflix.
