It’s been 14 years since Twilight ended. Losing bite. Kristen Stewart has built a genuinely great indie career and directed a film. Robert Pattinson is in everything right now, including Dune and The Odyssey. And yet, the press keeps asking them: “Are you team Jacob or team Edward? Props for best answer.
Stewart just told a reporter, “I don’t give a f**ck”.
After Olivia Rodrigo and Gracie Abrams, we’re listening to Phoebe Bridgers’s album, Lost Weekend. In your ear. Sad girlies, unite. It’s got enough Easter eggs and cryptic lyrics to keep us busy for a while. The Governor’s Waltz is about her ex, Paul Mescal, right? Is she throwing shade at Gracie Abrams too? References to current beau, Bo Burnham, are sprinkled on there too. We’re eating well, fam.
Reversing spells. Instead, the line will now pass through some very real Bronze Age Muggle sites. RIP, Dobby. This is not what you’d have wanted. Making waves. Now, Park Geon-roung, who was just seven in the video, is launching his own K-pop song, Wave. Hold hands, Gen Zs, he’s the Nirvana Nevermind baby of this generation.
A multimillion-dollar power cable between the UK and Ireland has been re-routed after Harry Potter fans complained it would disturb the spot where Dobby was buried in the 2010 Deathly Hallows 1 movie. Baby Shark came out in 2016, hypnotised kids the world over, and bored parents to death (Stop humming it as you read this!). It has 17 billion views on YouTube.
