Bro, people usually show you a few Microsoft goodies, but I’ll show: A practical reader guide

Bro, people usually show you a few Microsoft goodies, but I'll show: A practical reader guide

A Bengaluru-based tech professional working at Microsoft has caught attention online after giving viewers a glimpse of the enormous collection of company merchandise he has accumulated over the years. From bags and bottles to T-shirts, jackets, power banks and even a harmonica, his collection left social media users amused.

(Also read: Techie shares why he quit his ‘dream job’ at Microsoft: ‘My life was on autopilot’ ) Taking to Instagram, Kartik Agarwal shared a video in which he laid out the various Microsoft goodies he received during different stages of his association with the company. “Bro, people usually show you a few Microsoft goodies, but I’ll show you an entire mountain of goodies, bro! A laptop sleeve, this is one bag, this is a second bag, and this is a third bag, plus two are at home. He continued showing power banks, posters, an Xbox Game Pass, a Microsoft diary, plantable pens and pencils, a suitcase, jackets and a sizeable collection of T-shirts. (Also read: Microsoft techie claims he was laid off for being ‘relatively young’: ‘I’m the sole earner in my family’ ) The clip was shared with the caption: “Consistency > Motivation. My Microsoft Goodies Collection.

I joined Microsoft full-time in July 2025, so this reel includes all the goodies I received during my MLSA, internship and full-time journey.”

A Microsoft Rubik’s Cube, a Microsoft stress ball, another stress ball, Microsoft socks, a tea-infuser bottle, this is a tumbler, bro, another bottle, yet another bottle, and two are at home,” Agarwal said.

The video drew reactions from users impressed by the sheer size of the collection. One person wrote, “That’s a whole Microsoft collection! Another joked, “Bro can open his own Microsoft shop now. A third commented, “That’s an impressive collection.

Another user was particularly surprised by his wardrobe haul, writing, “The number of T-shirts is crazy.”